This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Big Green Behemoth and he's lost it on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your peepers. Those tiny lights are gonna be go wild faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one display you won't wanna sleep through. Road trip, anyone? Protect those peeper